Weird Dream…
I had a pretty strange dream last night. I don’t remember the “meat” of the dream, but I do remember the basic idea. I had invented a sandwich burner. Sort of like a CD burner, except with sandwiches. I actually remember going to Best Buy and picking up a spindle of blank sandwiches too. Then I burned my friend’s sandwich and ate it.
Just thought I’d tell someone this before I forget. So in case you guys don’t hear from me in a while, just assume that I invented my sandwich burner and that I made millions of dollars…
Just thought I’d tell someone this before I forget. So in case you guys don’t hear from me in a while, just assume that I invented my sandwich burner and that I made millions of dollars…
posted by Mark Ronsman @ 6:36 AM
9 Comments:
At 12:14 AM, September 08, 2005,
Butterscotch said…
What is with all these freaking spam comments?
What was I going to say again?
Oh right, now I am hungry.
At 3:36 PM, September 10, 2005,
hael said…
wow. so how would this work exactly. would you burn these "sammiches" on your computer? where would then come out? this is very interesting to me. odd, but interesting. i dream about stuff like you naked...is that wierd?
At 9:24 PM, September 10, 2005,
Jackie Rae said…
Turn on the "word verification" option in your preferences to stop the spam. It was out of control on my site for a while.
And, would we be able to swap sandwiches via the internet, like a sandwich napster? Would the FDA try to shut it down because no one is buying sandwich makings from the markets anymore?
Dream of Mark naked? My god! That is strange (and very scary). Maybe its different for me though, since I used to sit next to Mark in Accounting (Financial, not Managerial) (under the lizard lamps if he remembers!)
At 4:14 PM, September 12, 2005,
Mark said…
Jackie - you're still weird. That girl sat next to me in FIRST GRADE. She went to grade school for 8 years and she STILL wants to see me naked, therefore Jackie...I think you're weird for not wanting to see me naked. he he he
Afterall, I'm not really attracted to you, however, I would still like to see you naked. Nothing personal...
P.S. yes, I remember the lizard lamps...
At 4:18 PM, September 12, 2005,
Mark said…
sandwich napster, is called snackster
ok screw you guys...sounded better in my head...
At 10:24 PM, September 12, 2005,
hael said…
so what i'm wondering then...why didn't i see you naked in first grade? oh wait, that would be inappropriate and wrong. ok then. and fyi, i did actually chuckle at snackster which makes me think that st. joes just screwed up our sense of humor or something. miss you lots.
oh, and i also don't like being referred to as "that girl" i prefer, sexy hot bitch. thank you. and another thing, i'd like you to clarify that i didn't "go to grade school for 8 years" i went to st. joe's for 8 years, one year each grade. grade school is only until 5th grade and i don't want people thinking i'm stupid. thanks bye.
At 11:51 AM, September 13, 2005,
Mark said…
I apologize sexy hot bitch, I meant to say you went to school with me for 8 years. I didn't mean to imply that you went to grade school for 8 years. Since I went to the same school for grade and middle school, I literally do not know what either of them are. To me...there is only grade school. And I refuse to learn otherwise...
bye bye now
At 5:14 PM, October 09, 2005,
Jackie Rae said…
Your not attracted to me? Not at all? Not even a little bit?
Man, that was probably the most depressing thing I've read in a long time.
You could have at least said, "Even though I am attracted to you physically I do not want you." I mean... at least I wouldn't feel like walking out in front of traffic.
Despaired,
Rae.
At 5:15 PM, October 09, 2005,
Jackie Rae said…
I'm laughing at the "snackster" ... because it was so blatantly the obvious moniker.
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